The One Requires a Power That Loves Hobbits

"This is not a culture war, this is a power war," he says. "The hobbits need to live under a power that loves them as who they are and even who they should be because they should be a lot better than like potato chip eating slabs on the couch watching the fucking SEC" The South has produced 'the worst shit with yokels of all time' in recent memory according to CNN's John Sutter. He also blames Mormons for inflicting their problems on California.