Justice Delayed, Pes, You Read It for Me?

Judge John hodgman has a dispute with his co-worker, Jean grey. He wants her to stop saying the words 'acho' on every sneeze and instead use other sounds like 'cough', 'tfart,' or 'sniffle' Judge hogman says that should be part of human life. "I absolutely order everyone to say cough and fart and sniffle when they are doing those things from now on"