The Bugle Brain Teaser

Vladimir Putin has been accused of exacerbating a global food crisis by stealing grain from the Ukraine. The United Nations has warned that global collapse is becoming more likely in a new report. Will we never learn? We have a special bugle brain teaser for you: You've got a rowing boat, There is a bag of grain. How do you get them all safely across the lake to the international criminal court? Please send your answers by surface mail to an address of your choosing and mark your envelope.