What Happened to Me in 2013?

I don't think I've had a cup of tea since 2013. What would be... Zampa Lagrina? You want some meza, but some Maisa. Me taking you kids about testicles. Your dad's looking at it like it's a menu. Very confusing for your poor children. The grandpa says, there's a potato. He probably would have done it, if we asked. It's all together. Finickity, finickity. Mm-hmm No, it's actually... It's quite enjoying myself.