Introduction

Harman Town is now in session. Welcome once again, Armenians, Harmanites. Put your hands together for the mayor of Harman Town. Mr. Dan Harman. Sugar fried titties in your mouth. I got a dance tonight. Make your mama feel right. Break it down. This is the whole show tonight, you guys. I'm trying to tell you that I fucked your mom. Don't you understand? I haven't been unclear. Your daddy was the victim. Maybe we'll start each show with a freestyle rap from now on. We can say this. Nobody could accuse you of being around the bush about whether or not you fuck someone's