How to Cut a Mustache in New Orleans

In New Orleans a wilford brimley is you get a prostitute that's actually 30 but look 60. "You can trim it back from the corners and nobody's going to see it because the mustache then is going to come over the top" He says his dad probably trimmed his mustache every day of his life, even though he was only cutting like four hairs each time he passed a mirror.