"I want to be celebrated for I want to award for how much I love Cox," he says. "Everybody, you're going to be the most jacked lesbian I've ever seen." He also wants more money and a certificate that would allow him to say whatever he wants without being held accountable. The final segment of the show is where we throw a headline up dive into it and get one of those two two options.
In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss an armed Florida man confronting a squatter who took over his house while he was overseas, Chinese Nationals with ties to the Chinese Communist Party being released into the United States, and middle schoolers in Massachusetts tearing down pride banners and chanting, "USA are my pronouns."