
Ep 126: Jack Dee
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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Sparkling Water: A Magic Cure for Heartburn
I've had very bad heartburn in the past. So I have a small tin of sparkling water nearly everywhere I go. You would not think that something fizzy can sort out heartburn. It doesn't help with penis problems, but it's a magic cure for it. But then CO2 is a weird thing, isn't it? Because it's got this kind of split personality. In one way, it's just used for making fizzy drinks,. And then on the other hand, it's used for shooting animals in the head. Pop it up as all bread because maybe it's discriminatory to say that pop-a-doms don't suit me when I'm having curry.
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