Do You Have a Disabilities Degree?

When you were 17, did you know that you had a problem with drinking? It turns out i, i did. You're always trying to quit, yeah. You knew that, and yet couldn't quit every day since you were 17. Not every day, but every every year, i would have like, a period where i wasn't drinking. And then, to me, that proved that i could quit drinking, so i could drink again. Did any of that coalesce into anything other than a way of looking at the world and doing comedy? I don't think i could have done without that degree.