I've Been Worried About Aliens for Years

"I started out worrying and ended up believing that aliens would enter my bedroom bia the light fixture in the ceiling while i was asleep, and then they'd do their alien tests on me. I knew what the aliens looked like. Their large eyes were entirely opaque, knowing everything and revealing nothing." "To try to catch the aliens coming through the ceiling, i would set my alarm clock for random hours in the middle of the night but i could never catch them in the act of examining me," he says.