Holiday Grift Guide
Lovett or Leave It
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I'm Not Touching Your Junk Unless You Pay a Pal
Dating's pretty crazy. You meet a pretty girl who happens to work on your private airplane. Offer her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage. Then all of a sudden she shows up with a lawyer. And even after you pay her a huge settlement and make her sign an NDA, it still winds up in the press. Time for some crowd work. Are you dating? Married? How many kids do you have? If it's less than 10, you're responsible for the crumbling of civilization. The minimum is eight. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like all the people in his car. It's good. These guys right
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