The Low Point of My Stand Up Career

"It's not all luxury being on a tour bus, just put it that way," he says. "There was always five truckers and that original trucker never moved He was just sitting there Just, I don't know, shitting his brains out or couldn't Oh my God, he had these awful white Seinfeld sneakers That were all fucking creased up and dirty Dad jeans It was one of the low points of my stand-up career Although I was laughing my ass off."