I lost my virginity to her for some free chicken strips in the cafe bathroom. There's something beautiful about making love at work. If you're playing catch with the dang, uh Apple fritter after that, you know, you're You're gonna be living with the damn bear claw on you So I think there's different ways to do it And then youknow, you're gonna be doing the pledge of allegiance with the damn funnel cake over your for a for a hand so that's a thing you could end up real damaged.
Theo is back with a solo episode of This Past Weekend to chat about his recent shows in the west, meeting stars at UFC in Vegas, aggressive door to door salesmen, why the rodeo is underrated, and more. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and speaks on recent controversy surrounding the Roseanne episode.