The Mom of Bold Action

Gerard the can opener was a dreamer. He wanted to open big things, but all he ever got to open was beans, corn, tuna? You had to give him something essential to open to save the day. This was it, his chance to help dear sweet Mama Tinti get her final pre-death bowl of ugh. The mother faithfully checked underwear slash sheets for signs of masturbation so that, as needed, she could let him know in her quiet way that everyone, even famous people, even our great historical, should have time for oneself.