A Smooth Declaration of Greatness With Some Facts That Will Really Stick With Me

Most peanut butter that Americans eat has plenty of sugar added to it. One serving of peanut butter has 75% of the sugar that one marshmallow does. But what's going to make you happier using your hand to scoop out oopie goopie peanut butter and putting it in your mouth or tossing a perfect puffy marshmallow? You've got 30 seconds to roast Jeff's argument, and your time starts now.