How to Be Productive on the Toilet

I've got some productive things to do on the toilet, Dan. I normally message you and I normally save those for the toilet or I do app-based language games now I'm trying to learn French. Apparently the more apps people have on their phone, the longer they spend on the toilet. But as Dan said though, learning languages on the toilet is a very useful thing to do because you can utilize that time. And soon, maybe you will see some stuff from Rockwell Middle English that you can learn on the toilet too. This is exciting times, Dan. We're going to move to some more personal pooing stuff and just general toilet stuff.