Monopoly: A Horror Story

Atlantic City is a hellscape full of nothing but condemned hotels. Everything crumbles because only one person has money No, that's the first half You're supposed to play it again With land tax rules So every time someone buys property Yeah They have to pay to a group chest Every turn Dolls out money It's universal basic income And the point of the game isn't to fuck over your friends Uh-huh The whoever wins Is just whoever doubles their initial investment first Not whoever's the last person standing. If you want to go to a free beach in the summertime Where you're going to feel good about yourself You go down to Atlantic City and cost a couple bucks Pack yourself a backpack