The Golden Bagle

Jane realized she had spent a lifetime going along with the wishes of other people, suppressing her own needs. Jane began to ask oself questions that many people spend a lifetime avoiding. As they went through college, jane discovered a new side to herself. She and susan even developed a rebellious trick. The president of our college commissioned a sculptor to do a piece called the spirit of woman which jane and i always called the golden bagle. And so we first we thought we'd put dishwasher liquid in the water of the fountain and just have it bubble up. And then we decided, no, that that's just too tame. We went out and got a lot of lighter...