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#408 - Never Saw That Coming - Townshend, Vermont

Small Town Murder

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The Importance of Having a Gilding on Your Farm

Llamas are straight gangster. You can't fight a llama. They have long necks. They bob and weave away from your fucking bunches. That's how you get killed in maximum security gen pop for fuck's sake. Do they like, do they rape you first? This is horrible. Like low life scum. But they're huge also. These things. Yeah. So she said that llamas had become kind of an in pet. And people were doing it as an investment. It was like a punch line in the 90s of a joke. What are you going to buy stock in an ostrich farm or shit like that?

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