I've Always Wanted a Urinal

"I stumbled all your face I'm gonna look at this couch different or you should be happy that I'm a fellow butt washer now" "One of my things that I've always wanted to have is a urinal. My ex they didn't want one because she said our house is not a truck stop." "There's ways of affixing that a little cube or something like that it's it's you know my accident want one to make a note about my my accident".