What Kind of Chutney?

I'm going to try and explain Chutney it's not a relish it's like a sauce. It's an Indian from India really they would have it on the side of your curry or whatever just a little cold refreshment alongside the main meal. I got bitten by a mosquito we were on holiday during the night and it bit me on my top lip. Oh I woke up looking like what's that woman who had bad plastic surgery?Oh right of Wildenstein just just massive lip ridiculous. Can't go out the house like that no matter how well you're dressed. No big lips huge top lip. That's not part of the mod. But if my listeners can imagine you