How to Be a Joy Division Fan

There are so many people who adopt Joy Division as their whole identity. This is more a religion of bleakness than it is anything to do with music really. It's always like a preppy guy that's super interested in some weird girl with that tattoo or the other way around. On a musical level, though, Joy Division just sounds like a bunch of kids who went to a Montessori school where they got to pick what they wanted to learn and which was apparently only stuff about Nazis.