The Malaise Girl's Trip to Malaysia

Malaysia was supposed to be a dream holiday, but for me personally it ended up being an absolute nightmare. I haven't really got a bad word to say about Malaysia and everyone but a handful of malaise I met were great folks. Despite it actually being me who's one of the idiots in the story, I'm not evil but I definitely shared a space with some people who were. You see I got flirting with this malaise girl who turned out to have a boyfriend, and when the boyfriend started giving it the big one, I gave him a slap that would have impressed Will Smith, wink wink. It hits me back, and I throw him over a table