The Vampire Diaries - I'm Dying Now. Let Me See if I Can Read.

Author LJ Smith has been fired from writing the vampire diaries. She wrote about Damon and Elena's love in one book. Her publishers sent her a letter addressed to the anonymous ghost writer who will be taking over the series because she wrote about it. "Think of someone taking a wee on your grandmother's, the nicest ones or if you're old enough, your mother's grave site" says author Dan Harmon.