The Seal Lobby's Suspicions of Elephants

There's a drug in the ocean that seals take and make them like, like ride them up. They're probably eating more fish than ever just to get this high and then go after swimmers. I feel like the seal lobby is keep suppressing the story because you know, they're cute and cuddly. My favorite elephant videos are ones where like elephants that were in circuses and the circus keeper kind of was nice to the elephant and they wait for this one.