"If it keeps buying me christmas presents you know that it could happen yeah it's just disturbing really but it's not going to make you fall out okay all right okay thanks very much um martin still with you so imagine this one right"? "You get a new girlfriend and then when she meets dan you realize that she actually prefers himOh my god that's reality that would be my worst nightmare like i could not think of anything," he says. 'Instead of falling out with each other i would just kill myself'  He tells the story in an episode of his hit TV show, The Only Way Is Essex.

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