Yelp should open a restaurant with the best food at the best deals and make it like, genuinely the most offensive restaurant ever. The table should be little gas chambers, and people that serve you should be assass guards,. All the performers should be slaves, slaves. And then there should be a back garden of the restaurant the gods to strip, where you don't even get food. Do you understand this restaurant would last maybe a month? In a mature country, this would be a hilarious restaurant. If we were a maturecountry, you should be able to go out and eat a meal in a restaurant that makes fun of canicite in a fun way. That's what they should
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