The d'S Nuts Empire

Aristotle is the only one that we remember and that we bothered to keep his books around. Everyone else, we wiped- Do you know how many civilizations that Britain probably fucking raided and just destroyed all their record? But then wouldn't you think that if someone before Aristotle had come up with the idea of thinking that it wouldn't be written down somewhere? Okay, okay, so make something up. Let's say you're the kingdom of- What's your kingdom called? The D's nuts. Kingdom of D's nuts, right? So Tits McGee is made basically like these amazing books that the D's nuts empire just reveres. Well, turns out they spent a little too