You Just Fucking Dead Cow With a Samurai Sword

The story of Trump University starts in 2004 when Donald Trump, Michael Sexton and some guy named Jonathan formed Trump University. At this point, the vision was that Trump would be a long distance web learning solution where busy housewives and people looking to start a second career could take courses in real estate and business management. The company also planned to experiment with live instructional programs. Hey, we all would. It's America, baby. I'm a fraudulent university.