I Got Fired From the Calendar Factory

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, what's your favourite kind of music? And the other one says, i'm a big metal fan. Depending on how you say it, you kind of lock in a certain meaning. To get fired is when you lose your job, that you do something wrong. Can't believe i've got fired from the calendar factory. Why? Well, I took a day off. Take a day off normally means when you don't go to work for a day. But also in the calendar, if you take a day off, then you're reducing the number of days in that month or year by one. So maybe if you