How to Write a Nigerian Dialogue

"It is circus shit right it is yo man no cap just like stop this," he says. "Y'all motherfuckers at home is ignorant who be calling these niggas Jamaican most of the time These writers producers whatever don't specify in a height they just be like yeah Caribbean accent and someone does something that sounds like piss." He adds: "This situation you have chosen to specify an island when this nigga could have again been from anywhere".