Tensions between France and English crown would go back centuries way before 1337. The Germans finally became the big baddie that was going to replace France as England's big rival Hutchinson, Minnesota had some problems For the adults of Hutchinson the problem was the teenagers They kept sneaking off at night to empty barns where they'd brace yourself Dance who knew what sort of sin and heavy petting and French literature these barn dances might lead to no It seemed like you couldn't go to a late night barn dance in Hutchinson without getting chased out by the devil pitchfork in tow Until one night when a 14 year old boy had the good sense to shoot him in the chest At which point the devil was revealed