Do You Want to Be a Carpenter?

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Do you regret not going to college? No. Well, no, if nobody really wants to be happy for anybody, yes. Do you want all the money i spent drinking deciding not to go to college? Yes,. All the money i could have saved and did save? I just thught they would be fun. You get summers off an what grade would you teach? Six or under. Just, my god, do non. Seven gets kind of hard. Every dud that's come in your class, stayed up all night for it, can spank in. It is bedyou go to school at alcatras. Went to human high school. Oj, wwer.

Nick Swardson is a stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter who is currently on the “Make Joke From Face" Tour. Tickets available at http://nickswardson.net/events/

Nick Swardson joins This Past Weekend for the third time to talk about shoplifting, writing movies, getting spanked as kids, and his near-death experience.

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