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MAG 171 - The Gardener

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The Gristlebloom Orchid

Cultivation notes for Fortissium Reiss, commonly known as the Gristlebloom Orchid. The soil should be prepared first with a rich and earthy cocktail of insecurity and self-hatred that allows the roots to twist and contort freely. Temperature should be kept cold for optimal development. Light should be unrelenting allowing every flaw and mark and sag to be stared at and warped and ogled.

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