I'm Danny, but I Go by Smoothie Dan, Which Does Sound Way Better in a Scottish Accent

I was known as Billy Whiz because of my aptitude with the computers there. My aptitude was high to the point that when 3000 pounds went missing, they thought I had done it because I do computers. And you saw the mystery. It doesn't sound hostile, but I think it was sort of a maybe a compliment, maybe a backhanded compliment. The only people to ever call me Danny are Jim teachers and my piano teacher for some reason - always Jim teachers.