Can You Tell Me How Much I Suck at Most Stuff?

"Can i tell you how much i suck at most stuff? I mean really, really bad. My kids started beating me at horse when they were four years old," he says. "I'm not good against a backboard, on a ladder,. I can't shoot a basket ball." He gets the word 'Ocaberoba' from his friend and gives it to her as an example of what God was made for.