The Fire Officer's Guide to "Enemy Attack and UFO Potential"
Somewhere in the Skies
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I Don't Take Chances With UFOs
Do not touch or attempt to touch a UFO that has landed. There is a possibility of radiation danger. And there are known cases where persons have been burned by rays emanating from UFOs. In the view of federal law, NASA's administrator can impound without a hearing anyone who touches UFO or its occupants. It would be in advisable to make personal contact unless you are willing to submit to NASA's quarantine requirements. So yeah, we need to bring in whatever is going to contain the situation,. Whether it's fire, EMT, police officers, military to figure out what the hell is going on because there have been way too many school UFO landings for my taste.
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