The Worst Pooping Environment on a Flight

We were on two flights in a row in the last couple of weeks. The airplanes were physically hot, which turns it into a prison. Airplanes should be frozen fucking cold. And then we're supposed to wear shorts onto a plane and then we're bare legs to touch these heinous filthy seats. This is insane. It was kind of amazing because they were explicitly asking people to not poop on the plane. They begged. You know, I could have or couldn't have.