The Importance of Shampoo in Body Hair

I thought, would it really matter if I used the shampoo? If I just use that as shower gel, will I get a horrible rash? Will it dry me out? Yes. But why not? Oh, well, you know, under my arms. What about those men who have plastered in hair? Why shouldn't they shampoo all over? So I did it. No rash, no terrible dry pack. Nothing happened. My body hair has never felt more lustrous. Like a golden retriever's coat. It should have been like a giant dog man. Exactly. You know, but you found him in the shower. And he said: 'My motto for your kind'