The Double Life of a Man on Tinder

Would you feel insulted? My narcissistic brain would go to, oh, he just like, respected me too much. But what I would really be annoyed at is like, Oh, he couldn't really be himself with me. It's funny how guys sometimes live these double lives where they go on these formal dates but then you're on Tinder just seeing which girl is down to peg you. And you don't think like we're going to talk? "It's so funny that you bring this up because literally yesterday I was talking about this with Craig"