Introduction

Each episode of the Wapeweight anthology will highlight a different topic. This week, reality TV. The Bachelor is this reality show in which one good looking man chooses a mate from 30 different women who weirdly all seem to have the same set of teeth. It's time to move on to the important news: A bill that would ban Ari Lewindike Jr. from entering Minnesota because he jilted his fiancée has 11,000 signatures.