Weddings

I've been thinking like how are you supposed to buy a house? And afford a wedding and then within a couple years also suddenly you're supposed to have kids which apparently cost like a million dollars across the first 18 years of their lives. I'm like, how did our parents do this? Oh my god. Maybe the solution is we have to move to like a very random suburb That's not literally the most expensive state of the of america fruit Well after I heard that, you know the 50,000 number I was like Maybe I should whittle down like the guest list. Like you gotta pick and choose if I want an open bar and like some decent food then fuck the flowers