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Enter the Railway Ronin feat. Gareth Dennis

TRASHFUTURE

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The Captain Tom Foundation Builds a Complex Spa in the Garden

The captain Tom Foundation is building a 'spa' in the garden of their home. The complex includes a gym, nursery school and even a sauna for patriotic heterosexuals. It's reported to be just north of a million pounds - but it doesn't cost that much compared to some Russian oligarchs who want to get murdered with a crossbow. This is what they're looking for. They want to become Russian oligarchs, but like on a Britain budget.

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