The Diarist Is Bridget Jones Diarist

Hollywood took that story. My diarist from way back when. And they changed the shit. So they messed up. Mad wrong. It's not a diarist. It's diarrhea. Oh, it is diarrhea. That is what you call me. Straight out the gate. Has everyone been mispronouncing the movie titles? Is it Bridget Jones diarrhea? Bridget Jones is diarrhea. Okay. Now, what you and I met on tour. This is in Boston. No, we're in New York. You were in New York? Oh, okay. Yeah. The city of lights. The city that doesn't sleep. The city with the trash everywhere. They named it