How Long Have You Been Going to Sid?

I like when my hair gets big and then I like when I'm like, oh God, I gotta cut it. What I would love is a haircut subscription service where you pay however much money a month and you get as many haircuts a month as you want. Do you make your haircut every other day? My darkest pet. But I do wait every six weeks and then do you have this feeling like the day before you get your haircut? You're like, oh, my hair looks great. Unless it's so clear it isn't. Bad haircut is a rough thing to get. Well, I've got these socks. Should we keep going here? I'm very excited about these