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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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The Importance of Being Fair

I'm positive I would not have swiped right on fair because I don't think it's a good way to pick people. Everyone always go they go a little bit out of their league and honestly you're not going to even like those people that are better looking than youYeah because they're stupid God doesn't give you two scoops of anything huh? On coffee meets bagel you have to have like beans and you spend beans to like the bagel and then to get more beans you have to like play this game, which is so annoying. Nicole with a great big penis gets double scooped she did okay fine she got big old titties she's gonna hate hearing this yeah

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