Do You Know When Christmas Is Over?

I always do Christmas at home when I'm single or with a partner. Have you ever done Christmas with a girlfriend slash boyfriend that you know you're not meant to be with, and you go to them for Christmas? You just know it's not right. My wife's family fried up some steaks before Christmas lunch in the morning so we could stretch our stomachs - which is horrible. But other people's Christmases are weird. They are, and they must never be sampled. That's what I learned. Never, ever, ever have Christmas at anyone else's. Remember that, everyone. Oh my God. Just suddenly remembered... Prune leaf, Christmas. Yeah. Seriously