The Shape of a Book

I was slightly troubled because the guy sitting next to me had brought a child with him who could have been no more than five years of age. I found that quite stressful. You know in this, they sit on a chair at a perfect right angle. Because there's no leg dangling, right? The shoes are just poking over the edge of the seat. They don't need the leg dangle. That whole functionality element of a chair is for them. So actually they're the shape of a book. Which is probably what, certainly, it's just silly old me. But I love the smell of an old dusty old child.