Syria Is the CIA's Greatest Strength

In the wake of world war two an s s man a lois brooner immigrated to syria in an effort to escape being hung for his many many war crimes. Brooner himself was wanted for his direct complicity in the murder of 130 000 jews bishars father hafes al-asad welcomed brooner into the syrian intelligence establishment with open arms now they later fell out and brooner did fortunately die horribly in a syrian prison but for years he was an integral part in building up syria's intelligence infrastructure. Most importantly he taught the syrian government how to torture people so that's cool literal nazi help and help and build the bones of your torture department