Cats, That's Bad!

i feel like all these cat studies are dancing around the fact that cats are dicks. And none of the scientists ant to say that cats aredicks, because they know tha if they say cats are diks in the abstract of their paper, then they'll get in trouble with cat people. So hes here's another one. Again, they didn't say cats are dick, but i think we can all agree the implication, when you own a cat, it will not side with you against your enemies. Ok? Cats, that's bad.